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Game: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Song: Hidden Skill Training
(via sonicscrewme)
I do, everyday. I put my penis inside those pants for hours at a time. I don’t even take them to dinner first.
(Source: jsantagatogifs, via paper-trains)
restores my faith in humanity
This…. this is beautiful.
EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL.
Booyah!
"We’re back, bitches."
— Tom (via rachelisamused)
(Source: zantheravingsoulwolf, via undisclosedanswers)
*Insert clever title here.: stormcloudsandstars: krejcithegoon: sarahxhockey: why does everything...
why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate
we are a bromance
we should act as bros
#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada
Most people seem to get themselves in more trouble just by opening t heir mouth in the presence of a police officer. Don’t do that. Be absolutely quiet and instead of talking, hand this piece of paper
(via ccearchingsince92)
I’m a human, I have a penis. I’m sexually attracted to people who have vaginas.
I’m turned off by (other) people’s penises.
The end.
If they call themselves female, great! If not, oh well, that’s who they are.
What a person calls themselves doesn’t matter, if I want them, and they want me, everything else is just so much white noise.
(And yes, I realize the issues non-cys peoples have in society are real and serious, but this is just how I personally feel on a one-to-one level. Politically, I’m firmly for those rights.)
(Source: 1directionfanfictionxo, via soyacide)
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.
(Source: skypride, via wellwhatiftheskywasgreen)
Put a percent in my ask box.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO IT.
(Source: carsonmitchell, via scarlipped)
- TYPE YOUR NAME: Dylan
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: dsytlkanb
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: dylan
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: dey7u6lkaqnhbj
- SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD:
- Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye
- Me, plus you. (I'ma tell you one time)
- Me, plus you
- (One time, I'ma tell you one time)
- Me, plus you
- (One time, I'ma tell you one time)
- (One time) one time, (One time) one time
- When I met you girl my heart went knock knock
- Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop
- And even though it's a struggle love is all we got
- So we gonna keep keep climbin' to the mountain top
- Your world is my world
- And my fight is your fight
- My breath is your breath
- When you're hurt I'm not right (now I've got my)
- [Chorus]
- One love, My one heart, My one life for sure
- Let me tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- I'ma tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- And I'll be your one guy
- You'll be my number one girl
- Always making time for you
- I'ma tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- I'ma tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- You look so deep
- You know that it humbles me
- You're by my side and troubles -- they don't trouble me
- Many have called but the chosen is you
- Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you
- Your world is my world
- And my fight is your fight
- My breath is your breath
- When you're hurt I'm not right (now I've got my)
- [Chorus]
- One love, My one heart, My one life for sure
- Let me tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- I'ma tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- And I'ma your one guy
- You'll be my number one girl
- Always makin' time for you
- I'ma tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- I'ma tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- Shawty right there
- She's got everything I need
- And I'ma tell her one time
- (One time, one time)
- Give you everything you need, down to my last dime
- She makes me happy, I know where I'll be
- Right by your side cause she is the one
- [Chorus]
- And girl you're My one love
- My one heart my one life for sure
- Let me tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- I'ma tell you one time
- (girl I love, girl I love you)
- And I'll be your one, guy
- You'll be my number one, girl, always makin' time for you
- I'ma tell you one time (one time)
- I'ma tell you one time (one time)
- Me, plus you. (I'ma tell you one time)
- Me, plus you
- (One time, I'ma tell you one time)
- Me, plus you
- (One time, I'ma tell you one time)
- copy this and see how you do.
Today is the International Day Against Homophobia. Let’s use it to fight against heterosexism, transphobia, cissexism, and all other forms of oppression.
(via paper-trains)
